Jennifer Lawrence is freakin' stealing the goddamn show in the commercials. I just want to watch her do that thing she's doing there for two hours. no plot, no other actors, just that character doing her thing. that's money I'd gladly spend.
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why is Walt Disney speaking with a southern accent in the commercials? does Tom Hanks know everybody knows what Walt Disney's speaking voice sounded like?
"supersonic jets and nuclear bombs and shit, but they're still riding around on trains and ferries? doesn't seem that futuristic.
he's cool because he's not pretending to be something he's not. with Cruise, what you see is what you get: a closeted gay man with a bad case of Peter Pan syndrome.
has anyone seen White Trash Wins Lotto? it's a satirical musical about the rise and (at the time speculative) fall of Axl Rose, written by the guy from Wall Of Voodoo. alls I know is I saw one of the numbers performed on Late Night w/ Conan O'brien waaaaaaaaay back in the early days of the show, and thought it sounded…
well what other kind of penis would he have?
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I laughed when I saw the poster, but looking at the footage those exo suits look even more uselessly cumbersome as pieces of combat gear. a typically geared contemporary soldier could run circles around them, stabbing them with a pocket knife until they surrender or bleed out.
I watched alot of 120 Minutes 20 years ago, and they never, ever played any damn Pixies at all when I watched. a couple of Frank Black solo vids, and of course alot of Breeders, but no Pixies. I had to buy Doolittle songs-unheard just to see what all the fuss was about.
more creatively bankrupt: Broadway or Hollywood? GO!
"hasta la vista baby. I keed, I keed."
really? c'mon man, this version is awful. have you even done the excellent original in Watch This? a rather persnickety google search suggests you haven't. so why are you wasting bytes on this reheated, dumbed-down garbage?
AKA: not cool enough.
as a certain Adrian Schoolcraft can attest to, the NYPD really doesn't follow it's official guidelines that closely anyway.
there's nothing like browsing the internet while fleeting details of sex crimes are being discussed in the background.
this is bad news for televised rape-tainment.
so as it was in life (me never knowing what time or channel it was on to even see if I liked it in the first place), so will it be in syndication (unless it airs immediately adjacent to an SNL rerun, and it's an SNL rerun that I care to watch).
that guy looks nothing like either adult version of John Conner we've seen. that guy looks like Robert Smigel.