because that's just how powerful the Pinkett-Smiths are in Hollywood.

"hey look, up in the air: it's a bird! it's an American Airlines plane with twice the legroom in business class as Delta! no, it's Superman!"

you need to register your sexual orientation, religious affiliation, race and disabilities with the AV Club staff so that they can accurately vet which of your comments are offensive.

I recently watched rubber, and I loved it. I just grinned from start to finish, it was just wonderfully twisted.

"what is the deal with all these saints? who are these people?"

*feet up on desk*

he's really the only person who possibly could have.

sure, this is cute now. but when earth expands it's reach, and colonizes Gallifrey, killing the native Gallifreyans for their land and gold, and bringing diseases that wipe out entire populations, this cute little geeky petition is just gonna be embarrassing more than anything else.

he'll always top Least Amount Needed To Qualify As Overpaid, though.

cocaine use may have declined, but the quality of said coke probably has as well. so cocaine users in more recent casts are more likely to run afoul of a bad batch.

oh I see what you did there. bravo, Mr. Atkinson, the last time I saw somebody create a gimmick account so they could post in character, they wanted cookie!

until SNL reaches the point where the first season cast starts dying of old age, there will be ever more veterans making guest appearances, because there will simply be ever more veterans. once it does reach that point it will level off. but it will never decrease.

fell asleep some time after weekend update, so if they pulled it out in the last half then I missed it. but what I saw was pretty damn mediocre.

I'm almost a couple decades older than one direction, and they make me feel like I haven't aged since middle school… because all the shitty boy bands look and sound basically the same as they did in 1989.

it could almost have qualified for party by Kirk Cameron birthday standards, but Subway got that account.

I dropped out of this season of American Horror Story the second they broke out the Ouija board. I was like "that's it, if this is how you're doing it, then check. please." you know what's creepier than Ouija boards? Candyland is creepier than Ouija boards. you know why? because when you go to draw that colored card…

they have a hell of a slogan too:

also: five percent of that pie chart was designed by MC Escher.

well followup studies would seem to be important for tracking a big picture of overall archiving and restoration efforts. and if the numbers remain static, then I guess that indicates that those archiving and restoration efforts are successful. so… hooray?

actually 70% of it may no longer exist.