fact: women in biblical times were considered chattel.

but what the mythbusters would be the first to point out is that the bullet will have lost a significant about of it's momentum by the time it exits the other side of a body. so while a bullet had gone through him, it's possible that said bullet having gotten that far might not have had the force to penetrate a second…

"a good head on her shoulder."

I'm no expert, so I don't know. maybe the zombie corpse would be enough to slow them down enough that they couldn't penetrate, or maybe he was just counting on it preventing them from getting a clean shot at vitals. but of this I am certain: that's going to be one hell of a Mythbusters ep!

everyone one of those people that saw Guv do what he did, and died raiding the prison anyway got exactly what they deserved. and I'm not proud of it, but each time I was glad to see them die.

"According to Deadline, the car struck a tree—"

if Walker and his friend had an accident with a cheaply-wired waffle iron that killed them both, I bet the reactions around here would be a lot different.

really? come one now, let's not go overboard.

the very fact that you seek to draw a clear line between art and graphic design would seem to indicate that you agree that GD is an ignoble pursuit. and your language suggests that you would prefer I liken it to prostitution rather than sales. well I'm sorry, but I try not to offend prostitutes. many of them are very…

do you dispute that 99% of graphic designers earn their paychecks by facilitating the selling of products to consumers (marketers), are assigned their projects regardless of their feelings about the client's business or intentions (amoral), and that mercenary salesmen are human garbage?

to be clear: I'm not saying all graphic designers are plagiarists. I'm merely saying all graphic designers are essentially marketing assistants, and therefore dim-witted, amoral human garbage who could neither see that they are committing plagiarism, nor would care if they did. my apologies if I offended graphic…

also, being that this art is all digital, it's impossible to say that she didn't just place a layer over the photographs in Photoshop and just eyedropper her way to success. it's possible she didn't, but any fool could.

see, the problem I have with this is that the artist has taken somebody else's artwork (that of the camera persons, DPs, and possibly directors), and merely replicated it. I mean, as an exercise to help you hone your skills or keep then fresh, sure, that's perfectly fine. but essentially taking somebody else's…

"get outta here, you gadgets!"

wasn't sure from the title if this was going to be the arcade game or the naked space vampire movie. the photo answered that question quite efficiently.

I want to detest this with every fiber of my being. so that is exactly what I will choose to do.

Jungle Fever is damn near epic in scope, which is unexpected. you think it's gonna be this little movie about the social politics of interracial romance, but then it turns out to be so much more than just that. Get On The Bus digs deep into it's subject matter, and whatever your opinion on it, chances are there is a…

I rode into town on an ass.

Q: how many Polish people does it take to write a pollock joke?

good for him. I remember telling him once after his last breakup, "SOMEDAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU! BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU! ONE NIGHT WILL REMIND YOU HOW YOU TOUCHED AND WENT YOUR SEPARATE WAYS!!!"