I did not watch the last couple seasons, other than to remark that a promising comedian I was really rooting for left SNL to board the sinking ship that was In Living Color. but Chris Rock did alright for himself afterwards.

Dwight Hamilton Baldwin would have screamed obscenities at photographers on the street who tried to take pictures of him… if that weren't logistically improbable at the time.

it was a really good interview show, with a low-key, extremely intimate vibe, and Alec asked some really good questions of his guests. shame about his rageaholism.

The Great Hoboken Turducken Fuckin'!

but who protects the animals from the people who protect the animals from the people who protect the animals?

you know, if you get a good, properly-sealed tackle box, you won't have nearly so many sandy hooks.

he only watches movies shot in digital video, because gelatin from pork bones is a key ingredient in film emulsions.

I am literally biting gerbils in half right now to keep from making a SJP horse-face joke.

thanks, the only thing that kept me from puking during that scene was the assumption that it was CGI. now I have to go find that puke and puke it back up. do you have any idea what a hassle you've just made for me?!

the upshot: basically every animal we see in Hollywood movies from now on is going to be CGI.

they were bullying him because he was husky.

pretty sure Morrissey considers any cast or crew member eating meat as an animal being harmed in the making of the movie.

I wouldn't have thought you could top the infamous "It's Time To Stop Being Angry At Twilight" For Our Consideration, but then you go and do a thing like this.

you're planning to get drunk and tell your nieces and nephews that there isn't a Santa Claus at thanksgiving dinner, aren't you?

http://thatsthejoke.net/

I bet the guy that voices Brian is pretty pissed off about being shitcanned so close to the holidays.

there are some people who will always credit for incremental improvements above a lower bar, when the bar was much higher before. with the latest iteration of Star Wars trilogy special edition, there was always somebody willing to say "well, at least it's better than the previous special editions." damned with faint…

look, I just don't think it's appropriate to dicker over some ledger of atrocity to find some slim advantage that puts one atrocity over the edge of awfulness. that's making a pissing contest of human suffering, and a mockery of the victims. let's just say that slavery and the holocaust share a certain league of…

I don't cotton to Godwinning much, but I think it's pretty hard to argue that slavery and the holocaust are not fairly equivalent atrocities.

maybe the problem is that we're all pussy-footing around southerners with the whole pretext to the civil war thing. I'm not saying we should shove it in their face every day, but on the other hand we don't let Germans labor under such delusions about their history.