Dude, I wouldn’t mind being sullied by wealth. You could sully the shit outta me with wealth. 

I don’t particularly care if I catch heat for this but Kaep as he left the league was not worlds apart from the mid tier results you would get from top level Bortles. Like Buddy Holly, he is better off (professionally) dead before he produced some shitty concept album that nobody understood. Stay woke but relax on the…

Ooh, I like this deep cut. Perfect.

Stan Kroenke is to St. Louis as to what Norm Green is to Minnesota

Such a good joke. I’m happy I came up with it. 

Why go anywhere else?

When Gruden broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature saying, “Come.” I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Peterman; and turnovers were following with him. Authority was given to them over the Oakland Raiders offense, to kill with interceptions and with…

Still only the 2nd most impressive rise from the dead today:

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Here’s Nick Foles basking in the win today

I guess I was subconsciously yearning to be in 2008. (Thanks, fixed.)

“....boring New York dyke...”

He has become my favorite Mike McCarthy in just the time it took me to read this blog!

I guess you wanted to hear that they Blue up at each other?

Gruden decided to make his bed with Sanchez as his No. 1 guy, and an off-the-street guy as his No. 2, for reasons that will never be explicitly articulated.

as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

This isn’t a riddle, it’s just a parts-of-speech question. Filled is a verb, full is an adjective. So if a cup is filled with something, it is thereafter full of it.

It wasn’t even really a bar fight, it was a non-fight. Some people got shoved. In watching the video again, it’s clear the the girl shoves Hunt’s friend at the same time hung comes barreling out of the room, knocking into the same friend who falls into the girl. Also, she never touched the wall when she falls, and her…

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…