Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

I have a better solution:

hm. Let’s hear another viewpoint on how to pay, also from Minnesota:

The 2-9 Raiders aren’t going anywhere but down.

Thanksgiving is the best and most pure holiday. It cuts through all the bullshit. No rituals or extra responsibility. Just eating and spending time with family, the core elements of all holidays. It’s perfect.

I read that Green also raised doubts about KD’s mom’s MVP trophy.

On a list of the best things to see in Indiana, good o-line or not, the Colts will never eclipse the perennial #1:

based on the amount of redshift in his image, Gruden and the Raiders are receding from us at 99.9976% the speed of light

I shall wisten to Avwil Wavigne!

Chill dude, it's a play on her song "Sk8er Boi", it's not seeious.

Avril Lavigne is back and definitely not dead.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

You haven't lived until you’ve seen Valient Thorr play at Slim’s in Raleigh. Slim’s catchphrase: “We’re not happy until you’re not happy”.

I am loving all the wrestling coverage on Deadspin lately. OBJ is my favorite Diva.

The best football coach I ever had refused to give me a playbook because I wasn’t a starter, and when asked why I wasn’t a starter, told me it was because I didn’t know the plays. 

What Kavanaugh expressed wasn’t pain as normal people experience it.

What was once subtext is now explicitly principle.

I don’t vike any of this.