Maybe he could go to Nebraska to give them their best quarterback since.. the school was founded. With him under center they might even come in third in their division!

But, they’re the LAKERS:

Well, to be fair the people who buy shit like the Blue Lives Matter Punisher logo don’t understand it either. They just think it looks “tough”. It’s basically the barbed wire arm tattoo of 2018

What is a red or a blue life anyway? They can choose to stop being a Firefighter or Police Officer if they feel it makes them a target of violence. I can’t choose to stop being black.

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

I think this is a question only Stormy Daniels knows the answer to with certainty. 

That’s Kanavaugh for you, getting in whether or not we want him to.

Absolutely. We could potentially get a fake presidential dick pic at a press briefing, and fact checkers will do the unimaginable work of finding which male porn star’s penis they’re trying to pass off as his own, all while Hannity spends hours breaking down male genitalia.

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is. 

At least they probably won’t have to worry about him missing a critical kick in playoff game.

When you have to bring in Blair Walsh as an upgrade...

Kicking’s brutal. It’s the most nakedly binary aspect of football.

Um, I’m pretty sure stealing a QBing job was the central plot of the original Ace Ventura film.

NEW rule?

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

I could not breathe for a couple of seconds when I saw that picture of him. Fitzpatrick was already entertaining more on the field than Winston ever did, but now he is also doing stuff like this off-field?

He looks like Conor McGregor after a month at sea.

By one minute, Daaaaamn Gina. You beat me by one minute while I scanned google images for a good match.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

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