The good thing about Packers fans is that you only have to listen to their gloating for an average of 45 years before the cheese finally does them in and their hearts explode.  

This Peterman fellow is selling his merchandise online, you say?

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

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Unlikely as he clearly has the ball in the tip of his glove when he falling into the stands. There is no evidence that he dropped the baseball and then grabbed he ball that rolled THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION out of the bag and used it to try and fool the umpire. This is shitty journalism as best.

No need, I can add on! Sex boat, Whizzinator, “kickass” offense, whipping a kid’s scrotum with a tree branch, straight cash homey, a Wario-esque owner who defrauded his partners and had to pay an $84.5 million judgment, the list continues. I fully expect Drew to be even more savage to the Vikings than any other team.

Drew, I really hope that (DIGGS) you keep up this style of coverage of the Saints all season (SIDELINE) long. As a fellow long-suffering Vikings fan (TOUCHDOWN) I’m happy with this (UNBELIEVABLE) and want it to continue.

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

Sometimes Kinja offers weird windows into people’s lives.

All that time spent dancing, he could be using to focus on THE GAME AHEAD. Typical glory boy bullshit.

Let’s see…

The Lions have been in the same division as the Bears, Packers and Vikings since the early 60s. Not one of those teams bothers to see them as a rival.

I’m surprised she told you about that.

*KiñjaÑiñja

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

This is like going to a circle jerk to prove you’re good at masturbating. 

I’ve read that Paul Verhoeven was already making another movie when the studio came and told him to make Starship Troopers. He used a lot of the props he already had but he found the books contents laughable and set out to parody the admittedly fascist notions in the book. As a parody of rampant militarism it’s a…

“I prepared this” vs. “You cooked it” is the best/worst marriage argument I’ve heard in a while.

Labat blew

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.