themutantpope
TheMutantPope
themutantpope

Chill dude, it's a play on her song "Sk8er Boi", it's not seeious.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

You haven't lived until you’ve seen Valient Thorr play at Slim’s in Raleigh. Slim’s catchphrase: “We’re not happy until you’re not happy”.

I am loving all the wrestling coverage on Deadspin lately. OBJ is my favorite Diva.

The best football coach I ever had refused to give me a playbook because I wasn’t a starter, and when asked why I wasn’t a starter, told me it was because I didn’t know the plays. 

What Kavanaugh expressed wasn’t pain as normal people experience it.

What was once subtext is now explicitly principle.

I don’t vike any of this.

Maybe he could go to Nebraska to give them their best quarterback since.. the school was founded. With him under center they might even come in third in their division!

But, they’re the LAKERS:

Well, to be fair the people who buy shit like the Blue Lives Matter Punisher logo don’t understand it either. They just think it looks “tough”. It’s basically the barbed wire arm tattoo of 2018

What is a red or a blue life anyway? They can choose to stop being a Firefighter or Police Officer if they feel it makes them a target of violence. I can’t choose to stop being black.

These shirts serve an important role in society: They easily identify people you should avoid talking to at all costs.

“The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin’ on it’s back. Beautiful bird, lovely plumage”.

Pinin for the fjords? What kind of talk is that!?”

While pinin’ for the fjords.

Saw Gerrera isn’t dead! EEZ restin’

I think this is a question only Stormy Daniels knows the answer to with certainty. 

That’s Kanavaugh for you, getting in whether or not we want him to.