Unlikely as he clearly has the ball in the tip of his glove when he falling into the stands. There is no evidence that he dropped the baseball and then grabbed he ball that rolled THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION out of the bag and used it to try and fool the umpire. This is shitty journalism as best.

No need, I can add on! Sex boat, Whizzinator, “kickass” offense, whipping a kid’s scrotum with a tree branch, straight cash homey, a Wario-esque owner who defrauded his partners and had to pay an $84.5 million judgment, the list continues. I fully expect Drew to be even more savage to the Vikings than any other team.

Drew, I really hope that (DIGGS) you keep up this style of coverage of the Saints all season (SIDELINE) long. As a fellow long-suffering Vikings fan (TOUCHDOWN) I’m happy with this (UNBELIEVABLE) and want it to continue.

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

Give him a harpoon gun and carnage carnage carnage. Nothing is more dangerous than a horny dolphin with a murderous sense of porpoise.

Sometimes Kinja offers weird windows into people’s lives.

All that time spent dancing, he could be using to focus on THE GAME AHEAD. Typical glory boy bullshit.

Let’s see…

The Lions have been in the same division as the Bears, Packers and Vikings since the early 60s. Not one of those teams bothers to see them as a rival.

I’m surprised she told you about that.

If he was El Rey Del Nachos he’d conquer all of Westeros south and north of the Wall... with bold flavor. 

“Now, ‘Dude,’ that’s a name no one would self-apply where I come from.”

*KiñjaÑiñja

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

This is like going to a circle jerk to prove you’re good at masturbating. 

Well, with all due respect, you really fucked this story up, James. No mention of the alt-right monster who dredged these up as supposed “proof” of a nefarious pedophile conspiracy theory in Hollywood? How this is an ideologically-motivated hit job orchestrated by someone who operates entirely in the realm of…

Right wingers can say whatever sexist and racist thing they want and nothing happens (see current president). A “lefty” cannot have done anything wrong in their life, or they will have their careers ruined.

I’ve read that Paul Verhoeven was already making another movie when the studio came and told him to make Starship Troopers. He used a lot of the props he already had but he found the books contents laughable and set out to parody the admittedly fascist notions in the book. As a parody of rampant militarism it’s a…

“I prepared this” vs. “You cooked it” is the best/worst marriage argument I’ve heard in a while.

I think Wheel of Time will need truncating to make it watchable. And also the characters will all need replacing with ones that are actually remotely likeable.