We’re in the final stages of my fantasy of Ovechkin being a super spy sent to play in the NHL with the ultimate goal of winning the Cup to earn a trip to the White House and assassinate the president. I don’t condone assassination, but you’d have to respect the long game.

There’s two ways to play. You can play by the rules, or you can play to win. The GOP plays to win. And they have been.

> I want that fucker to burn. I want to see his ass in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, because that is where he belongs.

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

Marc-André Fleury is also guaranteeing that the Golden Knights will not be visiting the White House either.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

Secretly hoping to watch LeBron go supernova, crush the Warriors, and retire after realizing that he expended every last ounce of basketball ability he had left in the ultimate mic drop.

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

Hey, hockey is awesome, and playoff hockey is awesome-r! Always room on the hockey wagon!

Let’s see here... in chronological order, we have:

Same - I fixed your headline for you.

Lynx is apparently the only animal that sounds exactly like I would sound while trying to imitate a lynx before knowing what a lynx actually sounds like.

This is certainly A take.

So you’re saying there’s a silver lining to everything?

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

If he hadn’t mentioned that article at all, someone in the comments would have gone after him for pretending he didn’t think the team would be bad, or some nonsense like that. There’s no winning that battle.

Still ‘Tic’d off aboot that, eh?

Agreed, quite a game between the ‘Tals and the ‘Ning.