And then the secret service guy has to break them up because their dad is too busy ogling their sister. Families, am I right?

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

I listened on earbuds, I listened on speakers, I listened on noise-canceling headphones! And I hear the same thing every dang time!!!!!

How is it different exactly when it’s basically the plot of Lost World Jurassic Park? One group wants to save the dinosaurs and leave them be, the other wants to exploit them for money. It doesn’t go well for those who want to exploit. Something something something life finds a way.

oh bother

I haven’t been as invested in a Toronto sports team since the Leafs in 2013, and well we know what happened. The moment I start to believe, they disappoint me. I’m 28 now, and at this point I’m convinced I won’t see a Toronto team win a championship for a very, very long time. So cheers to all the losers out there:…

I find it hard to believe a public university in Pennsylvania would react so carelessly to sex crimes.

I can’t be the only one who would be FAR more interested in seeing Lando: A Star Wars Story instead of the movie we’re getting.

It all makes sense when you remember that a Canadian win = .78 U.S. wins.

“Nobody shits the bed like the Toronto Raptors” NBA Pundits

It’s almost like the Canadian team recognized how uncomfortable their opponents were, and effectively apologized for it.

My rule of thumb is, if I estimate that the door would close fully before they reach it (based on door ‘weight’, distance, walking speed, etc), I feel I am under no moral or ethical obligation to hold it open for them.

Ah, so that’s why all chip bags are half-empty.

I used to have this anxiety. What got me through it is fuck that person, in the nicest way possible.

Look, I, like yourself, grew up in the south, still live here, so I hold doors. It’s my thing. But if I am walking to the door and deem you are too far away to hold it I have zero regrets. Like today, walking into the…

I grew up in the south and holding the door was drilled into me by every adult around me as being a non-negotiable act of politeness. My wife (midwestern girl for life) endlessly makes fun of me for holding doors for everyone, but it’s seriously a habit I can’t break. Even if someone gives me a dirty look for forcing…

Well, whatever. I still think the beheading of Bill Goldberg took things a step too far.

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

The NRA is just mad because lib snowflakes can’t melt inside a YETI.

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

We’re not nothing.