I know popular sentiment might be with Ovechkin finally winning one but you have to remember he’s an unreserved Putin supporter. Sidney Crosby on the other hand, a true Canadian patriot, has almost certainly never voted so as not to offend anyone.

What could have been? He is a fucking Vikings fan. He knew what was coming.

Came looking for this. Ah-ah-aaaah!

No Always Sunny yet? Kinjaverse, I am disappoint!

FACK YOU! TAWMMY IS AS VUHRTUOUS AS A CAWNVENT FULLA NUNS!! NO ONE DENIES THIS!!

It’s not that the assault wasn’t successful.

I was referring specifically to Subutai’s raid in force of the Ruslands, Poland, and Hungary in the mid 1200s. I used Golden Horde as a pun, which was stupid given that 100 years later, one of the Mongol empires was called the Golden Horde. This one was definitely successful and only stopped as a result of the death…

There’s been serious pushback on that.

I’m thinking specifically of the Mongols. Their push into central Europe basically put them against larger armies of knights that were prepped for the crusades, but got dunked on. The only thing that stopped them was the cultural idea that when the Khan died, all his armies were recalled.

Also Steppe nomads only consistently beat up on Knights under certain conditions, and when they left the Steppe. The Altaic-Turkic horse archer could be beaten, especially during the Crusades.

Gunpowder weapons beat the Steppe nomads, which is why Muscowy was able to eliminate Kazan and as Russia push across the steppes. That’s what an Arquebus is

If you want to dunk on Knights, you are going to need a Golden Horde. The Mongols were the only group to consistently and embarrassingly beat Knights.

In response to Vegas’ success and to solve the problem, the NHL is going to announce the formation of several new expansion teams: the Golden Longbowmen, the Golden Pikemen, and the Golden Arquebusiers

+1 armistice

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Please don’t start a Second Korean War.

I really appreciate that. Especially coming from a celestial unit of measuring time.

“Will Ohtani become the planet’s new God King?”

Disney has its share of darkness beneath its cell-colored light. Scrape at the surface of any giant, and you will find that which you do not like. Twist and turn, coil and sprung, a little to the left, then a whole lot to the right. It hardly ever serves to soothe the sting or reduce the bite. We’ve tumbled along and…

Check out this hoser who thinks it’s already spring in Toronto as if it isn’t snowing outside right now.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.