FTFY. ;)

The Lakota people are beginning to feel sorry for this team.

MN resident and Vikings fan here. We may be blue, but trust me when I say, go 15 minutes any direction out of the twin cities and we’re just as much a bunch of mouth breathing, ‘but her emails’, not worth the distraction, ignorants as any southern state. On that note, if we seriously trot Keenum’s ass out there…

Barry...have you seen the NFL lately??

Michelle Bachman was a Minnesota Congresswoman, so yeah a lot of Minnesota isn’t that progressive.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Lemme save everyone the time -

Here’s the more direct question:

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

I have like three racist bones in my body. I’m always complaining about them, but the rest of the bones won’t do anything about it. Two of them are real assholes and one of them is passive aggressive as shit. I don’t know, every time I think about yanking them out the other bones get all protective. Deep down, I…

ARYA LITTLEFINGER ASASSINATION HYPE

Owens must feel so relieved as his white guilt melted off his shoulders.

I wish I wasn’t so stupid and lazy. If I was smarter and hardworking, I’d go back in time and choose to be born to rich parents who would buy my way into college and who had amassed a family fortune that I could inherit.

In other news, Dimentiabone is my new band name.

When did the dunk happen? Because I couldn’t make it to two minutes. Burn this whole thing with fire.

maybe he’ll be president some day.

Ray Lewis says so many words yet says nothing.

Stop being presumptious. Shannon Sharpe was only found near the scene of a dunking, with a guy in his entourage hanging on the rim.

How long before OJ is on these “take” shows? And...before Ray Lewis consels me on anything i wanna know where the white suit is.

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.