themutantpope
TheMutantPope
themutantpope

Technically, it’d be Korea: First War, Part II.

+1 The Spice must flow

Today I learned what a blue steak is. I prefer rare, but depending on the thickness I’m pretty sure I’ve eaten what would qualify as a blue steak.

I dunno, Odell’s boat trip was probably pretty baller. Graduating is 4 hours of doing nothing with 15 seconds of fame somewhere in the middle, based on your last name and major.

+6-10 inches of additional snow expected.

I blame the Monstars.

+1 subtle good humor.

Minnesotans to Shanahan: “He’s not your guy, buddy.”

It is not just “needless drama,” it’s a hot-take generator. It’s all about the traffic!

Was he trying to ring it around the boards, or did his shooting instincts just kick in when he saw the open net?

+1 quality hockey puns

There is a middle ground. People want to read his books, because they’re good! And we want to know what happens. But also, with the TV show and the huge popularity of the series, a lot of fans have become insufferable, and also he’s becomes sort of a celebrity, so he’s probably having more fun watching the Dead in

That’s pretty brilliant. +1 for you. Run it at game speed, so you can see what the refs see. Slow-mo is useful for determining when a ball came loose or crossed the plane, but it makes more sense to review a catch holistically, at game speed. If it looks like a catch... 

so much* potential

As a fellow Vikings fan, reading his WYTS for the Vikings is always the most delicious form of football masochism. There is so potential for this fall. The anticipation is magnificent.

Well, there’s this mandatory mini-game called Bills, and every year there’s an extra-bonus version called Taxes...

I did not realize as a young man that shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment. There is no going back.

Last in the race. First in our hearts.

“... not so serious.” translated to: “Tis but a scratch!”