This is new to me. I find it highly amusing. A star for you my friend.

*Adopts British accent* “Here we see a young troll in the wild, taking it’s first steps the comments section, learning how to turn buzzwords into coherent sentences intended to arouse angry passions in it’s fellow commentors. However, the learning curve is steep, and sometimes the trolling... falls flat.”

I thoroughly enjoyed getting to know Blackwall, he’s worth spending some time with, if you haven’t.

I’m giving you a star just for admitting you skipped straight to the comments.

I remember seeing a very similar presentation once. Must’ve been some guy’s shtick to tour around, embarrassing high schoolers with his superior ball skills.

The Republican party, summed up neatly.

I didn’t know I needed this. Thanks.

I honestly feel terrible for the kids. They’re dad’s an asshole. Taking them from UCLA to fucking Lithuania? You gotta have some pretty big balls to pull that move off...

Philly fans, be prepared for pain. As a Vikings fan, I can tell you how this ends: Your team will shit the bed in the most heartbreaking way possible in the playoffs. For example, I’m convinced the Vikings will lose on a blocked field goal returned for a touchdown at the last second of the NFC Title game. And thus,…

Reading this comment 2 years later, because Drew. And, you sir, win the Nostradamus award.

Somehow the Wild can go up by two and lose by five, or go down by three yet win by two. (Against Nashville, of all teams!) This season is truly a roller coaster of emotions.

Can always count on Kluwe to comment on punter posts. +1

I found it hilarious that this was the most pressing concern of all the post-game threads/posts/group chats I read.

Amen.

Dentists choose hockey.

I want to join the “clearly Minnesota homer” thread. I’ve been saying all year - football will be just intriguing enough in the first 4 weeks to get me through to hockey. Turns out, I was exactly right. I’ve pretty much written the Vikes off, the Twins got a surprising extra game, the Lynx just won a title... and…

I’ll buy it myself if I can borrow your PS4 to play it. DAMN YOU CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES! Kryptonite to the PC Master Race.

I’ll buy it myself if I can borrow your PS4 to play it. DAMN YOU CONSOLE EXCLUSIVES! Kryptonite to the PC Master…

Burn it all down.

I wouldn’t mind Kaep. But I think the majority of fans would passive-aggressively hate hims and make little comments about how his play style isn’t “the right fit” or some other dog whistle.