I WAS GOING TO POST THAT SMITHS SONG THIS WEEKKKKKK AGHHH

Nevertheless, I’ll shall leave this instead. I have still yet to get buzzed enough on the dance floor to bust out moves like these -

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

Butch Harmon and Colin Montgomerie are just about crushing their pearls to a fine paste on the British broadcast.

/looks around

If the ox champ touches it, Koscielny is offsides when his hand touches it.

UConn!

Sure. You realize I didn’t write the quoted portion of my comment, and that the quoted portion comes from an insane person, correct?

The requisite intent was there, but the activity had not come to fruition, so the best we can charge with him is attempted move or conspiracy to make a move.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

A Crimson Tide lifts all boats.

This poem is always worth posting; “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood.

when you say “time and money” do you mean “i spent an afternoon throwing rolls of pennies at protestors from my car”

I’m disappointed there wasn’t mention that this was a race-related killing.

My favorite response was left out:

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…