My uncle works for Nintendo.

yo, Magus here....

Some part of me wants Rockstar to announce RDR for the Switch. But not PC.

Track: Between The Bars (Live) | Artist: Elliott Smith | Album: Either/Or (This Performance: Lucky Three an Elliott Smith Portrait)

Comparing them is not pointless. As a matter of fact, it’s the exact opposite of pointless. It’s the living proof that, if you want to sell consoles, you need software.

This is all well and good but I need to know, has anyone seen any sailors?

Track: Baby Britain | Artist: Elliott Smith | Album: XO

Aw...Awkward Zombie made me feel sad.

Every time I turn on my Xbone (which isn’t that often) I have to relearn how to navigate the menus.

Who needs chainmail when you’ve got a beautiful figure and Level 9000 Plot Armor?

Awkward Zombie is so on the point again. This is something I have been wondering about all the time. Then again, in the briefing video of MGS1, Snake does have long blonde hair. But whatever.

Pff just join us megaman fans, no worries of having to change series ever again.

A fan brings up a good point: the game is out in October. Perhaps it is more fitting for us to consider this a horror game?

that’s the fucking box art.

“Niko, Cousin! You want go Bowling?”

Everyone that had one and posted it to Facebook yesterday (which is really the only reason to order one of these, I’m sure) said it was “meh” at best with quite a few “bleh” reviews as well. It literally exists for people to post pictures on social media.

1. ROFL. Nobody uses that technology anymore. It’s all internal baffles.

This is clearly not going to mean anything to you but... you know it costs money to add stuff to a game right? Like, after you consider paying devs and marketing, it literally costs money to release a patch. There’s a fee.

You’re a piece of fucking garbage.