Yes, but I also think that culturally, Mormons tend to be very naive to the world and overly trusting; it's not surprising to me that the love of this kid's life was a woman he had met in person just one time and tweeted a lot.

My brother used to make a joke that Natalie was "the wood that didn't float." #trombone

I don't drink alcohol—hate the taste of it, would get sick immediately when I tried to drink it in college, and while I do come from a family that has been affected by alcoholism, I decline alcohol because I can't get on board with the aesthetic (I WILL eat sheet cake like it's going out of style—I'm not w/out my…

I worked for a publishing company and was in charge of handling the occasional order from international customers. All I had to do was put the order in the mailbox of the accounts receivable dude once I opened the mail. I got a huge order from an overseas bookstore, and it sat on my desk for about 6 months. I saw it…

I don't think NE has HAD any truly pro-women senators. Ben Nelson (the current Dem senator) is super pro-life. People there only care about the Huskers, farming and whether I-80 is clear for travel in bad weather, to my

Another reason why I'm glad that I left NE. They deserve the government they get.

I briefly had a daily babysitting gig for an ultrawealthy family in my town—the mother played tennis all day, the dad was permanently at the office, and the kids were just these chores neither parent cared for much (but obv these kids had the best of everything). I was very attentive and the kids adored me because I…

Neither.

She'll find someone else. She plays bass clarinet, come on!

I am so glad that my small, private and located in the middle of nowhere college never got ahold of this kind of online burn book BS while I was there. It's unfortunate that their personal lives are being thrown into an online panopticon. College is a time to try on new identities and see what makes sense to you; cut…

Correct. The only things you can't buy with SNAP are cleaning/paper products, hot deli food, pet food, cigarettes, alcohol, and medicine/vitamins. He might be foregoing coffee for dramatic effect.

It's her job to churn out royals in order to keep tourists coming to the theme park that is Buckingham Palace.

If I was a professor, I'd have a set of solid form letters for this exact purpose—that way, I could drop in info ("she was a student in my upper-level Chaucer class," etc.) along with details ("She was a diligent, hardworking student who can capably handle graduate-level work") and send it out in a jiffy just to get…

Agreed!

I hope this "transformation" is worth it, given what an unremarkable actor McConaughey is. #there_isaidit

I need a POTUS hug. Am hoping it happens someday.

On one of the last episodes of Oprah, she had a supermodel panel (Tiegs, Seymour, Johnson, etc.) talking about their careers, and Seymour had such a flat, bored affect—kind of similar to Kristin Stewart.

They're a regular Rock Hudson and Phyllis Gates!

I initially want to criticize Stephanie Seymour for giving these kids too much rope to embarrass themselves, but then I remember that she has no personality and used to pork Axl Rose. #itsallrelative

I had to leave a results party because the people were too loud AND I TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUSLY.