The plane has a 200hp four banger spinning a cute little four foot pinwheel on the front that drags a few thousand pounds of fiberglass leisurely through the air with the benefit of lift from it's diminutive wings.

so weird, considering they are the cop car of the future!

Relevant.

It's a taillight *AND* a radar.

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One headline for two different sections of the news paper.

That doesn't strike me as a bad deal at all if she has the money. A regular retirement home is $80,000 a year according to Google, and you don't get lobster or ballroom dancing every night at one of those.

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This is why I never send food back to the kitchen. I don't want to gamble that there is an asshole chef who wants to get back at me. I eat what I can, then put the rest aside, then never return to that establishment. I vote with my patronage.

If they're giving you something you intend to ingest, it's usually wise to be nice to them.

Not that I'm an angel but there is one rule I always follow and that is NEVER be rude or mean to people who are providing you a service. Bar tenders, waiters, delivery boys, etc. Their job sucks. They don't need you being a dick to them on top of it. Even when a waitress/waiter messes up I do my best to not make an…

Tastes like bald eagle.

This song is so fucking good.

if you think that is the sole thing that makes an S class unreliable, then i dont even know what to say to you. everyone reading this, take it as a satire, these are the worst cars a human could possibly own. do not ever buy for any reason ever

and making sure your climate control adequately filters the smell of poverty from the cabin.

Get lost.

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

MPGs? Really?

It still brings tears to my eyes to watch Senna footage.