Given that...

Well, they did use “Mustang” for the name of a plane.

I can’t help but notice that those things have 16 (sixteen) machetes spinning at the speed of death. Crewing one of those looks like the fast track to a nickname like “Lefty”, “Nine Finger”, “One Eye”, or “That Guy Who Did Your Job Before He Got Killed Last Week”.

Anybody get close enough to see if it had a comically oversized driver seat with a eye slot in the front of the comically thick headrest?

Jalopnik’s favorite presenter of a British automotive program, Jeremy Clarkson, is noted for his overuse of the word “vag”, pronounced “vaj”...

“owners’ manual”

“Repair of flat tires”

Did you bother to read what you wrote on 7/2/19 at 4:25 PM, before you hit the button to post it? Let me refresh your memory:

The Nevada Secretary of State counts and certifies all the votes cast by dead people in all the state elections. They have every right to use the carpool lane when two or more of them go down to the polling places to cast their votes.

And if you assault and batter me by caving in the side of my 1,900 pound 80's era economy car with a 500 pound crotch rocket, I am confident that when the police arrive, they will have to call a coroner to take your body away to the morgue, no matter how minor the injuries you sustained in the impact.

99.99% of the cars in rush hour traffic have a single occupant (the driver) carrying little or no cargo, over paved roads. Open the trunk of any car and examine what it contains, and almost none of it is being carried for use at the place the person is coming from or going to. Most everything in the cargo area of a…

Jalopnik writer writes article complaining about public non-acceptance of lane splitting.

I would rather complain about people who insist that they must have Y rated tires on their car (usually a compact economy car) in order to operate their car (usually to drive to and from their fast food job) on public roads that are limited to a 75 MPH speed limit.

.o3%, the approximate percentage of tire contact with soil particles resting on the surface of any paved road.

Counterpoint:

“Nearly 60 Percent of Lamborghini’s Sales So Far This Year Have Been Urus SUVs”

“(Automobile) Sales numbers are down...”

Koenigsegg is worried about the resale value of their cars and protecting it’s profit margin on future sales.

They were known garbage long before the movie. By 1998 or so, APC was replacing JC Whitney as the insult. And, outside the east coast, instead of “Pep Boys”, it was “the neon and fuzzy dice section at Auto Zone”. And Honda was synonymous with Rice.

“...garnished with APC parts from Pep Boys...”