what kind of fuel efficiency do you get between 120-170 mph because to average a speed of 103mph, you’re going to have to do long stretches at a time over 120 mph

No kidding! I came in for a fountain of Burt and Sammie and Dean and Jackie gifs and came away with nothing but people complaining about breaking the law.

Lol at all the squares mad at these people for doing crimes

BITCH BITCH BITCH

I wonder this as well. I’m guessing the key is to shut your yap and don’t upload the trip files from your Garmins until the statue of limitations runs out, while hoping no one else working at/with the third party notices an anomalous set of GPS logs out there.

They don’t actually post the data until much later. I believe they provide the data to a 3rd party to confirm the record. 

Statutes of limitations. Thats why they aren’t reported right away. They waited 6 years to announce this. 

Waiting for the statute of limitations to expire. It was done in 2013, but only released this year. 

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

Who is going to sit highest on their horse?

They waited until after the statutory limits have expired?

Well, here’s the thing: you don’t get to pretend things you don’t like don’t exist. This is noteworthy. It’s also of note that it’s very dangerous and illegal. 

The result was a trip average speed of 103 mph, with a max speed of 193 mph.

The dude’s name is “Berkeley Chadwick”?  #FakeNews

Standing in line.  Cue jokes about not knowing the difference between queue and cue.

This guy IT’s.

I admit I’m willing to make this joke, however only in response to someone else making a tired joke. ie: When I’m standing by the buttons waiting for my floor, I’ll do what you’re supposed to and hit the button for other people who can’t reach it. Quite often someone makes a joke asking how my job is as the…

This is why I don’t say hello to my coworkers; I don’t even bother to make eye contact. I’m all, “TPS reports, Squib. Now.” And everyone in my workplace isn’t miserable and bored from impersonal interactions for 1/3 of their waking lives. My boss did an eval, and I said, “Am working. Leave.” Went great!

Now I’m in the elevator industry and about once a week I get “I bet that has its ups and downs.”

“Workin’ hard, or hardly workin’”? (you just wasted an entire sentence making noise, what do you want/need?)