Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

The problem is Houston just controlled the pace and lost in 6 anyway. And they are much better. 

NO.

I’ll admit this is a bitter Sixers fan talking, but I’m ready for Deadspin to get over their Process grudge already. For cripe’s sake, the league stepped in and forced the Sixers to hire a new GM! Who sucked! They’ve botched every post-Hinkie decision, in part because *the league forced them to change leadership*! That…

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Last year’s loss was excruciating but excusable. They were missing Chris Paul and it was possible to look at 0-27 as some cosmic anomaly. Sometimes, sports is cruel.

The Rockets:

Why do I feel like his State Farm agent really is Chris Paul’s closest friend?

Right but what “home-court advantage” means isn’t “a guarantee that you’ll never lose at home,” but rather “theoretically you can win the series without having to win another road game.”

I’d love to see a report of every free throw that James Harden has taken that he doesn’t deserve.

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

Even if you think Magic helped get LeBron to LA - and how big of a part he really played in that can be argued about - it’s probably nothing he could not have done in a figurehead/mascot position where he would not have been empowered to throw money at Michael Goddamn Beasley and the rest of the Doom Patrol.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

keep it up and you’ll get detention young man

So basically Isiah Thomas, but not actually a little bit evil.

Does he just say “Fuck it!” and take Durant’s place on the Warriors?

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal