Someone missed the point. 

Do it, BigCity! Get that shit published!

I cannot believe that is an actual article. Jesus Christ that is depressing copy. Charlotte, are you okay, girl? This can't be what you envisioned. 

It's over, man. I wish it weren't, but it's over. 

No apostrophe, guy

This comment won't get the love it deserves 

You poor delusional soul

I'm sorry, but as someone who's lived in all three cities, Chicago doesn't hold a candle to the other two. That's a very "I'm from the Midwest!!!" comment. 

Just imagine him replacing Looney, though! Looney is an important rebounding and dunking cog, and if that cog can suddenly shoot from anywhere, get more rebounds, and play better defense, well, game over. Game MORE over, I guess. 

This really made me lol.

Things can be things more than once!

“digging the hole deeper" implies he'll trap himself at some point, but let's be honest, this shit is so fucked that that'll never happen. 

Can you link us to/tell us what you said? 

I mean, maybe he popularized it, and I'm sure he came up with it on his own, but it's such an obvious joke that he's undoubtedly one of countless people who have independently thought of it/made it

From the meeting: "What's the least number of games we can suspend him? And how long do we have to sit here pretending that we thought about this carefully?" 

Lmao, this isn’t in the grays? Solid take.

Why are we acting like this Golden got punched in the face? That makes him a sympathetic character, but based on everything else that happened, and the complete lack of evidence that any punching occurred, sure seems like he’d be the kind of shitheel who’d fabricate that.

Hey look! Do you see that above you? It’s the joke going over your head.

Boy, it sure must hurt (professionally, personally, existentially, etc. etc.) to have to grind out thinly-veiled ad copy under the guise of being a journalist.