It’s all fun and games until every social construct breaks down and someone is murdered for the conch.

I feel like it’s a bit uncharitable to call An Open Secret a bomb even if yes, technically it was a total box office failure, but how many screens did it even open on? And how much money was available for any type of promotion? And how many people go to see documentaries in the theater in the first place, especially…

No, he’s also taking back the suggestion that it was fellow child actors he was friends with. He says his only experience with it is from “articles” he has read and “films” he has seen.

I thought he was pretty clear in the original interview that he wasn’t talking about things that had happened to him, but things that had happened to other child actors he had worked with or been friends with. It’s sad that he has to re-clarify that. Stupid Internet.

...or why her Yahoo email account is sending spam to ALL her friends and contacts...

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.

Touche on Kristen Stewart.

To be fair, the “official” story of Willis being kicked by a horse may have been what people presumed happened. He was by the horses, and then he fell down, and could only say “Hodor”. It’s not like people would have known that a kid who hadn’t been born reached back in time and yoinked his brain.

I found people are more willing to help you if you're nice.

Not that it would be different in other circunstances, but in this specific instance the “Do you know who I am?” is particularly stupid: do this idiot think that the tickets change from fake to authentic, depending on who holds them? Because otherwise, what he’s saying is: “Since I’m me, you must to allow me to watch…

To be brutally honest, I’d quite possibly freak out if I was in that situation, however I’d be freaking out at the Stub Hub customer service, not the ticket taker.

Does he really think the people having emergencies in the emergency room give even half a shit about some random white guy who looks like every other white guy on this planet?

Hey, remember that the one person at the center of all this is a man who left his fiancée and the mother of his child for the 16-year-old little sister of said fiancée’s close friend. When he was 24.

Sebastian Stan and I had the same reaction:

I’M SORRY I JUST KINDA TRIPPED AND STUMBLED AND NOW I’M HERE DOING SCIENCE I’LL LEAVE NOW OK?!

THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

But this whole “these are the real geeks who love the characters, those are the fake geeks who don’t” is just plain-facedly ridiculous. It’s not up to you to decide who is allowed to dress up as what. There isn’t a gate on cosplaying, and this asshole is not a gatekeeper.

I was kind of on Santa Fe Comicon’s side until I got to his line about “hot chicks in almost no clothes,” and it got worse from there. Go to hell, guy!

I wonder how all of this will affect her injunction appeal. Sony said she could work with other producers but then admitted after the PR backlash they actually had no control over Kesha’s contract. It would seem Sony’s lawyers were less than honest in court. Kesha released a new single True Colors a couple of weeks…