I like that you went with the actor's name since barely anyone remembers the characters' names from that extremely overrated movie.

Sweet I am justified for only reading the first few paragraphs of this pretentious d-bag

"Meghan Trainor is just terrible. She really is a reminder that it’s still possible for the patriarchy to take control of the White House, the way that her brand of watered-down feminism can still be equally as powerful as it was when the Spice Girls called it “girl power.”

What in the flying fuck does "investment" have to do with what I am talking about? Are you high dude? Do you not know what analogies are? Or how about examples for the sake of comparison?

I explained how already. Are you doing some meta joke thing by acting obtuse?

Yeah not gonna click on that lol

I'm cohabiting in Brooklyn but far far away from the insane prices of Williamsburg (which I think is a shitty neighborhood) and Park Slope.

When you said NYC proper I thought you were actually limiting things to Manhattan but then I saw the $900 and knew you were either talking about the outer boroughs or a cheap Manhattan parking space.

Yup, pretty much

*head explodes*

YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND MAN, I DIDN'T GET THE GET HARD PENIS CONNECTION UNTIL JUST NOW

I still never bothered to look up who this Glaser fellow is lol

WHOA UNTIL NOW I HAD NO IDEA

*shudders*

Do you have a robot skeleton friend?

They never published that? After we all asked questions!? I remember asking who the fuck Jon Glaser is in that one.

"Here’s your chance to ask Chris Gethard anything you want"

You can. I mean it depends on how big they are and how big you are

I am. Either you have issues with social anxiety *or* you engage in needlessly spinning tall tales to get attention. Neither is healthy.

Not on the board, but I have peed on a board.