Gruden’s moving into “weather map of tornado activity in Kansas” redness territory.

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

Jordan Taylor is a national treasure. 

Thanks to this asshole he’s going to make it even HARDER for women to break into e-sports as they’re going to be instantly assumed to be a guy or a fake of some kind. So yay, the harassment is going to get WORSE.

That’s exactly what I thought! If she can’t say “I’m pregnant” to the staff caring for her, then she can’t consent! There’s no tip toe around this one, and I hope they DNA test the staff so they can prosecute that fucker (unless it was a visitor).

YES.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

“my marriage isn’t really failing” It’s already failed — YOU’RE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE.

Dear Dazed and Confused:

Coming clean to my wife will effectively and immediately end our marriage. She’s strictly committed to a monogamous relationship, which I agreed to. I don’t want to hurt anybody but I know it will happen. What’s your take on all this?

“I don’t want to hurt anyone,” says the guy that already cheated on his wife, and helped someone else in an already failing marriage do further damage to their own spouse.

Third person is a piece of shit who wants the risk of an affair but the safety that if it falls apart with the affair they have the marriage to fall back on.

I’ve worked on several Congressional campaigns and one presidential campaign. Some of this is accurate.

For a manicure. I hope they catch this woman and she spends the rest of her life in prison.

You should have seen the game of hot potato that was played with my (unused, unopened) tampon at the Taj Mahal. You’d think they’d discovered a grenade with the pin pulled.

“After their visit, Hindu priests closed the temple for an hour to “purify” the temple”

Seriously, there are areas of this country where a stunt like this is going to result in gunfire. 

“Pete smokes so much weed that it makes people uncomfortable.”

I can’t comprehend what they would base that appeal on. Anderson’s kick was not technically within the rules, it was completely within the rules and there was nothing untowards about the loss. It’s the same that if a strike breaks a rib and the other party can’t continue, they lose. That is fighting.

I mean, we have literal evidence that Snyder can’t see the forest for the trees.