Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

The key stat is that 921,000 Japanese were born this year, but 1,370,000 died.

I must say, I was expecting a heftier price tag for a celebrity wedding dress. $8,600 is downright reasonable with wedding dresses...at least if Say Yes to the Dress is any indicator.

“Trump flew out to Iraq on Christmas evening, and landed this morning. He visited the Al Asad Air Base outside of Baghdad, where he spoke to a group of about 100 assembled U.S. troops, the majority of whom were members of the special forces.”

Honestly its simply sounds like she’s doing what every late 20's person does and realizes going out constantly becomes exhausting. I went from going out almost nightly, to now like two times a month at most.

And soon, every remaining Skins player will start criticizing the coaching as well, praying they’ll be cut from this hell-hole of a team. 

Great job everybody, now hit the showers!

I would posit that those two things are absolutely related and important details, though. Putting the MAGA hat in his dead mother’s casket and obsessively stalking a woman who is not interested are both signs that he felt the right to control the women in his life.

We were the same, except we put diapers on “subscribe and save.” Diapers were stolen from our porch. DIapers arrived late. Then we realized we were pretty good at predicting how long a pack of diapers or a can of formula would last, and just bought everything at Costco, a company that objectively does NOT suck.

I think some your guys’ racism is showing with all of these “that man can’t speak” comments... Nothing he said was impossible to understand, just spoken in a non-white/nerd way.

Penguins fans have got to be the most insufferable in the NHL, It’s the little town syndrome where they obsess over every detail and call for Wilson either to be banned from the game, arrested or outright call for bodily harm on him. And their obsession over Ovechkin is just a little pathetic, and they get help from…

My dog has been hearing the door bell for almost 10 years.  He still looses his shit.

Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman gets Kenny to put a picture of his ass as his school picture, and gets it put on a milk carton, and those folks with butts for their faces show up at his door looking for their missing son, and he blows a funny fuse because he’ll never see anything that hilarious ever…

“No, no no. He’s merely ‘honoring’ him.” -Dan Snyder.

Lindy good, me bad

No snark: He seems like a good dad. 

1.) “Liberty” High School. How perfect.

You know who else is bad? Everyone.

Probably be the most entertaining show in decades. Bring on the trainwreck!

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?