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Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.

Rob’s ankle was broken during the wrestling portion of the match

It always comes down to this.

I don't think the point of the payday loans segment was to shame the people who needed them but rather the predatory loaners who through exuberant interest percentages were taking advantage of people who were desperate.

I think you missed the point of that rant.

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.

This is exactly like the time I cut open a pepper and there was another, smaller pepper inside of it.

On a dating site, a guy messaged me saying, ‘You’re older than i usually look for but i just had to message you because you seem like a cool girl.’ His stated age range was 18-30. He was 35. So am i.

You got two in one! Insulted, and a honking great warning that he was still hung up on his ex. Oh joy!

I can’t decide between these two. Including the first one because I get it and all its variations SO OFTEN and it has me on the verge of getting JDate and giving up on goyim; including the second one because a popular boy in 6th (!!!) grade said it to me and it just huuuurrrrt:

“Most men don’t like women who have a body like yours, but I’m not most men.”

I’ve heard that one from two different man babies.

“You give off a ‘funky chick’ vibe, so I thought you’d be into it,” said the man who sexually assaulted me at work. :/

The husband and I were at a bar, which was having a karaoke night. We’d had a bit to drink (it was our first night away from our new baby, so we were taking advantage of this big time). This particular night was the finals for a competition, so the singers were actually good. After listening to the hopefuls tear it…