Looks like he’s still mad about his family marooning him on Jakku.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

One time my brother threw a quarter into the toll tray from two cars back (the guy was one coin short and taking forever). The gate went up and I actually applauded from the passenger seat. This is the only thing I’ve seen that compares to that.

Does Jezebel and Deadspin switching staffs count as a prank? Because that was fucking awesome.

What matters is the face.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

a sex nap

i trust no one that allows their hair to be in their face while exercising

do you think Taylor says the N word when rapping along with Future

Seems like it’d be fun to muss his hair. And the accent, of course.

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

This makes me think that the justices don’t understand how insurance works. Full stop. You don’t buy insurance for specific medicines and condition. There is no “diabetes insurance” that you specifically buy on the marketplace when you need insulin. You buy comprehensive insurance and the company is gambling that more…

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

I really think we should take the NFL at its word here. In fact, let’s prove their point: we put Roger in a football helmet, then hit him in the head with a sledgehammer 255 times. It won’t cause any long-term effects, right? Everyone okay with this? Great, let’s get on it!

Ok, sure, it's a lot of hair.

Literally everything I write on his website is for my own amusement.

When did Danny Concannon retire from the press and start pitching?