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I don't think it has anything to do with theme parks. 

Ever heard of The Onion? There is a request for stories with an Onion email address listed midway through the article. Dumbass. 

There is always that one dude who is an expert at nothing and finds something wrong with everything. Congratulations, sir. You are that guy.