“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”
I know. 1945 Rothschild?! Monsters. That stuff tastes like Hitler’s piss.
I don’t think Mr. Goldstein understands that Depp wasn’t stockpiling it, he was actually drinking it.
Headline after the weekend:
Jealous. Do you know the amounts of LSD I have to intake in order for me to drift sideways up a mountain?
Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d type: the Cavs have missed J.R. Smith and Kevin Love on defense. By the end of last season Smith had turned himself into a really good perimeter defender, and this season, for the first time in his career, Kevin Love played consistently good defense. The Cavs will be fine, though…
You think Cleveland would rather face GS, with a healthy Durant, than an Aldridge-less Spurs squad? I know Pop injected Kawhi with his Warlock Serum, but I don’t buy it.
Is there data to support the assertion that Geno faces weaker D than Sid? I mean, he plays with Kessel. I’d like to think opposing coaches would deem that as big of a threat as Crosby-Sheary-Random Winger.
All I really have to say is that pests are a part of the sport. They have been for as long as I’ve been watching and Marchand is one of the best. Even if he couldn’t score, he’d still be a great pest and the fact that he can play both roles makes him certainly irritating, but incredibly valuable. The fact that he is…
Is Steph’s output being down a side effect of the Durant signing? I haven’t seen enough games this year to know. In previous years though he could shoot himself out of a slump. Now if he misses a few shots those next shots are going to Durant?
The Cavs absolute worst nightmare will be to have to go on the road to San Antonio in the finals. They match up so bad against them, even if Aldrige doesn’t make it back.
Crosby, McDavid, Burns and Marchand are all legit Hart trophy candidates, but none of them saved jazz like Ryan Gosling.
What’s funny about this season is the NHL media has been working hard to force feed fans a two-man Crosby vs. McDavid Hart Trophy/best player battle. Meanwhile, Malkin has been as productive as Crosby, Pat Kane and Ratfuck Marchand are legit contenders to win the scoring races, and Brent Burns and Erik Karlsson have…
“Pest” agitator players like Marchand are referred to as “rats” in hockey. Typically, rats are only good at inciting other players into penalties, but Marchand is also good at fucking other teams’ goalies, hence “ratfuck.”
If you have to ask, you’ll never know.
I feel like I’m missing something here.
Looks like a rat, fucks rats. Ratfuck.
Well, he fucks rats, what more do you want?
“Ratfuck”, really?