It’s a phase to piss off her Naperville parents. Thanksgiving ought to be a blast.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

A female trainer for the team says Ben Kotwica was limited in practice (penis).

He was my daughter’s micro-soccer coach when she and his kid were 4 years old. He couldn’t have been nicer, more mellow, or better liked by the kids. He adapts to every situation to be great at whatever it is.

Not surprised to see Penn State have its way with a young OSU team.

Some of his best work has been done while off the ice.

I love deadspin. I know nothing about hockey but your anecdote made me appreciate it 10X more.

For some context, the last dude was Mike Legg, whose greatest claim to fame as a hockey player was this goal.

Forget the kid, protect the institution. It’s the Catholic Way.

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I don’t know, man. Brian Kelly isn’t one to just leave people twisting in the wind.

Man it’s really feast or famine with the Irish.

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

Yeah, it’s a civil case so money is the only issue. I could just as easily call her a money grubbing slut as you called him a rapist. Goes both ways.

In related news: “The WNBA Finals Started Today”

Definitely making a case to be the best Beard since Katie Holmes.

You must not be super smart. I’m not implying that you’re dumb, necessarily, but I can say with great certainty that you aren’t super smart. That is all.

Sincere condolences to the Fernandez family and the Marlins org and fans. With that said:

Flour for Algernon