Adriana?

So hear me out. You want a classic station wagon.

Got to cast a really wide net to catch enough fish to feed all the lawyers, I suppose. I’m not a judge and every issue in the dissenting opinion came to mind immediately.

Wooo....wishing for the death of a large group of people, AND for the death of an American Company that employs thousands of people.

I agree fully with the dissenting judge. This isn’t setting up a slippery slope, it’s just dumping liability on anyone lawyers can think of, which is pretty much everyone.

Enough with making everybody except the actual guilty party liable. This is just to facilitate financial transfers from a party that actually has money to the victim or victim’s estate. Just put breathalyzer ignition interlocks on every car and be done with it. (Of course then you’ll get drunk drivers asking a…

Fortunately for Yankees fans, the Cowboys are off to a good start and the Lakers are looking stacked. You’ll have plenty to root for after October.

I think I can speak for Baseball fans everywhere when I laugh and point at the Yankees’ misfortunes. Here’s to them getting their butts kicked in the ALDS by the Twins or A’s.

Oh my god using a fork like that in a pan is like nails on a chalkboard to me. 

Or!  Wait until after the wedding - gotta gut it out until then - and at some point corner the MIL alone and give her a Liam Neeson talk.  Low, calm voice, describing with great specificity why she is henceforth never to talk that way to your wife again.

Amen. Back in the 70s/80s, it wasn’t the end of the world if a kid drank a beer, or bought a six pack, or spiked the punchbowl. But they sure fixed that, didn’t they? Now there’s a generation of people indoctrinated into accepting that even if you’re 80 years old and you want to buy an overpriced Bud Light, you need…

But he chose to be a bully about the situation plain and simple.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

So she never reported any of this to the police, went back several times after these incidents allegedly happened, and is now going public with a *civil* lawsuit when he is the most talked about athlete in sports at the moment?

Famous orange haired character the joker, well known for his hair that is definitely not green.

You’re such a brave, good person. 

If you don’t want to say “we” when referring to the team you’ve spent way too much time following and caring about your entire remembered life, then don’t, nobody cares. If you’re the kind of person who insists on going out of your way to tell other people they shouldn’t say “we” if they feel that strongly about a…

Dont be a pussy. 

jesus christ, everyone involved in Philly sports is a fucking idiot.