The only reason they took Jones is to get people to think Eli is good by comparison.

Great. Now what are they going to do about that watered down sport

Hold on a second......you’re gonna tell me that the football coach at Louisiana Lafayette makes 850 grand a year ? I think Lane Kiffin would probably do it for 300 grand and an open invitation to sorority parties on campus. 

Every time I hear this line, I think “as opposed to all the ethical (x) that happened under communism, feudalism, or anarchy”.

Memphis is a significantly more fun weekend if you like music that doesn’t fucking suck. Give me the history of Sun Records, Graceland and the Civil Rights Museum over the garbage Nashville is selling.

Have we hit a point where Jordan’s Logo is more famous than his actual persona?

I’m surprised Babe Ruth isn’t in this conversation. He’s basically the personification of baseball and sports celebrity in North America and his barnstorming tours in Asia made him a big deal internationally before global celebrity was actually a thing. There’s even a candy bar still that’s kind of named after him. Go…

Curious thing I have noticed about Michael Jackson:

AMELIA EARHARDT???  What kind of nonsense is that?

Went exactly one.  That was more than enough.  Got a nice man cave, can have a few beers during the game and not have to worry about the mess of exiting the stadium.  It amazes me people actually attend games.

I don’t even wear them there. Flip flips are fucking dumb. Either a place is okay for me to be barefoot in or I should have full-ass shoes. No half-assed solutions needed.

No, that’s a bitch move.  

HAhahahahah the dumpster fire that is the Eagles fan base, they are all fucking imbeciles and losers. Piece of shit city, full of miserable low IQ cunts. Hope they all die. The terrorists don’t even want to attach that fucking shit hole.

The Gang Goes to a Football Game

“This will be Year 3 since the most epic collapse in professional sports history...”

and howie rose on the radio!  was sorry to see josh lewin leave after this season, but wayne randazzo is ok.

Thanks for reminding me how spoiled us Mets fans are with Gary, Keith and Ron in the booth.

I really wonder, what is the viable alternative to the suburban ennui that these sort of movies portray as the 9th level of hell? Living a bohemian lifestyle (while conveniently ignoring the anxiety-provoking financial instability that goes along with it)?

Oh shut up, they’re just a bunch of old crippled men now, let them enjoy the last few years they’ll be able to remember. I’m Gen X and have no dog in this fight but you Millennials with the “boomer” rage is really fucking tiresome.  

Drew Brees would like a word.