Do it. You will not regret it.

can we discuss how ATT basically extorted me into getting cable (by threatening to cap wifi and charge for data fees if i didnt) and my dvr NEVER FUCKING WORKS so this didnt record last night?

So. The show is just called “Jane” from now on ?

I had not seen a single episode of Jane the Virgin until last week’s and this week’s, and the random coma/blackmail/submarine plotlines are all delightfully bonkers without any lead up.

Yeah, I hadn’t gotten to watch the episode yet. Bummer :/

I’m just so glad that I know all this now, before I watch the episode. Sometimes TV can be too enjoyable, and you just need a way to ruin it a little bit.

Yep, between this and the chipotle burrito line, it’s a beautiful thing to watch a writer dig deep for these gems

...the shrieking carbuncle in a red power tie that is—yes—still running for president ...

They are pretty consistently adorable.

Isn’t that kind of what a Queen is though? Someone who is constantly pampered and has their basic daily functions taken care of for them.

Clear win for Mariah before we even start production on the Celebrity Deathmatch episode!

Only way I’d relive my 20s is if I could do it as one of those two. I’d hate them if I didn’t love them so much.

for some reason I thought Sophie was 23-25, not that it matters, they look soo awesome together.

Brother. Ugh Frankie was the worst and after watching that season went to jingle ball and she had backup dancer that looked just like him (skinny, dyed platinum hair) totally creeped me out.

I never heard of her until her cousin (brother?) was on Big Brother and he was such an insufferable idiot that she’s been tainted by proxy for me.

She’s never exactly made a secret of it, though, so it’s kind of weird to claim it is a sudden surprise after dating her for an extended period of time and proposing to her.

Am I the only one who thinks Mariah seems more like an adult baby than a “Queen”?

“By the way, Game of Thrones may have prompted you to assume that Turner and Williams are separated by a significant age gap. Not so: Williams is 19 years old, and Turner is 2o”

Ariana Grande is not so into haunted houses, which honestly seems pretty fair to me.