See here - I want that Gold and Blue number from the last pic. BUT the problem is I will never look like this model. Never Ever. If they could sell me the body to go with the outfit I would totes be down for it.

Whoa...

Ummm, totally OT, but I just got an alert on my phone from CNN, Angelina Jolie just filed for divorce from Brad Pitt?

I give it three days before Star declares that Jenn paid Marion to break them up.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

WOAH. I actually didn’t make that connection but he’s definitely considered a family man and he’s definitely an A-list international super star. Hmmmmm...

That’s what a few websites are reporting. What’s the saying? “How you get them is how you lose them?”

Isn’t Pitt too young for that to be him, though? I feel like he wasn’t a big enough star in the Eighties.

Oh DAMN.

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

My work office is abuzz that he supposedly had an affair with Marion Cotillard when they filmed Allied. Which, if true, shouldn’t shock anyone including Angelina, as that is how she and Brad got together in the first place. Seems like his MO.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.

Did you watch him interview Nicole Kidman during her shill for Paddington? Watching him realize that he blew a shot with her is freaking amazing.

Proud scavenger here. Today is our day!

Someone on one of the major networks was saying it couldn’t be terrorism because no terrorist would be dumb enough to put a bomb in a dumpster where it would contain the blast and minimize damage.

God yes.

Yes! Colbert!!!

There are better late night show hosts, right??

Jimmy Fallon has always sucked.