“Man, things were way better in this country back in 1738.”

People who never had a father to teach them how to shave properly.

agreed - Emmitt is the one part that I can’t read at normal reading speed. it’s like trying to read Huckleberry Finn, and, unlike the latter, not as rewarding in the end.

Emmit has become the worst part of that column.

I feel like Deadspin rarely, if ever, talks about which network a sporting event is on, unless the subject of the article is the TV coverage of the event. In fact, they often seem to go out of their way to use a foreign or spanish-language clip to use instead of the regular english-language American broadcast.

As someone who recently, at over 100mph, lost control of and crashed a car with hardly any non-oem safety equipment, I can’t back your sentiment enough. I crashed the car at a track that was designed to handle triple-digit off road excursions as safely as possible, and I escaped essentially uninjured and my car had…

Nah. He would’ve been too old in 1989 to play a second grader.

Drinking is practically an essential part of snowboarding tbh.

Definitely my new favorite coach that I’ve never heard of.

This thoughtful and insightful look in to what the Buccaneers might be able accomplish does not belong in this post. Hate or get out. That’s the way things work around here.

The Jezebel entry will make a fine 2nd entry into the “shit so awful even Gawker won’t run it” dustbin.

the only thing better than these WYTS, is the hate mail they generate from fans who take their team way too seriously.

The first WYTS is like the first snowfall of winter. Magical.

Woo, some original content! Drew, you can wear all the ugly shirts you want.

Some people are fans of the Gawker blogs. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Gawker blogs. This 2015 Gawker blog preview is for those in the latter group. Up first:

Thanks for providing some content for the websites today Drew. I know you had this written probably weeks ago, but everyone else seems to have taken today off.

Why your team sucks is back! YASSSSSSS!!!

I really can’t wait for this year's elaborate butthurt responses from NFL fans taking these articles too seriously.

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Was an awesome night of fights and Conor is better than I thought beating chad mendes. However, chad gassed and it could have been due to the body shots, but my money is on chad only having 2 weeks to prep for this and conor had a full camp. That makes a massive difference.