Umm. Durant is from Maryland

Really don’t get how people seem to think Deadspin could land Olbermann or Simmons. It’d be like Chris Rock or Norm MacDonald becoming writers for Cracked.

He has no grounds to sue ESPN whatsoever.

I think it’s already over. Why even meet with the Clips if you weren’t going back? Dallas is about to get screwed.

I didn’t think Inside Out was anything remarkable. I certainly wouldn’t put it at the level of Wall-E.

Dude, same here but I never knew anti-AC was a thing til this post. Let’s see these commie pinkos spend 2 days in DFW mid-summer and try to cry foul. I will fight someone!!!!

The summer is legitimately an awful time for me - and gets progressively worse every year. I guess it’s a thyroid issue - I am pretty “hot” most of the year, even in mid-winter with windows open and apparently this has to do with hyperthyroidism. It’s not that I’m incapable of adjusting to cold - it’s very easy to…

You can take my guns, but I dare you to try and pry my LG LW1515ER from my cold, dead hands.

I’m from Dallas, I didn’t even know anti-AC was a thing until I was like 19. Every building here has AC, if it didn’t we’d all be dead.

Give me air conditioning, or give me death!

Or maybe they just figure a year of Hibbert is better than re-signing an over-achieving Jordan Hill to four or five years for too much money. Not everything is the zero-sum game Deadspin makes it out to be; they chose a point guard with the 2 pick and ignored a big man in the classic Laker mold. And they know that…

How on earth is he being a dick by leveraging his position to make sure his cheap fuckhead of an owner actually puts a competitive roster around him>?

Greg Monroe choosing Milwaukee over Los Angeles and New York was my favorite moment of free agency. Big markets can’t coast anymore, they need to draft and develop better like everyone else.

Let’s see what Kobe thinks...

being a lame teenager isn't even a superpower. He does that just for fun

listen, man, Spider-Man sucks

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks Superman is a really dumb superhero.

Sorry, but that's like saying sorry Kansas City, but you'd be better off giving up now - because Seattle won the Super Bowl.

I'm glad I live in universe where I can enjoy movies from both studios.