Wasn't one of the insults hurled at the protesters outside Busch Stadium "Get a job!"? Fuck, to get inside an NFL stadium to put up that large sign those people must have some good work!

If these were white fans in Philadelphia, we would mock their efforts at raising the banners and the resulting grammar

This is the key to soccer's growth in the United States.

I like Zacaria's facial expression as Carli is yelling at him. I want to think that he is thinking "Dude, I do not give a single fuck about what you are yelling at me, I'm taking care of this god damn adorable puppy."

#Leggingsarentpants

Pursey Harvin

Doubles as a good safety measure from any kind of anal activity.

Romo should be ashamed of himself - looking like some kind of elite superstar to get people's hopes up before destroying their dreams in 2 months.

Tebow was ESPNs favorite player, not America's. Fuck Tebow

Steeler, Cowboy, and Packer fans are like cockroaches, they're everywhere, even in places you don't think.

Don't think there was a wrong route, Romo had spun out of the pocket and motioned downfield to a receiver, probably a case of Witten and Williams running to the space.

I only knew Thomas cause he was on my fantasy football team. Snow was on my other fantasy team (I hope my wife isn't reading this).

Rockets' window is closed.

I applied the Drew Magary method of David Lynch film criticism to the article:

"- Sent from my BlackBerry"

Was Godzilla good? Ah, I dunno. It was decent.

This is way funnier than it has any right to be and is making me giggle like an idiot at my desk.

Any mention of a kicker and "axe wound" brings visions of the Hope Solo crotch shots flooding back to my mind.

Careful, joking about a punter's axe wound is liable to start a whole thing with Kluwe.