Oh, look! A new joke! Huzzah!

*Throws Flag*

I'm guessing Jim Caldwell's facial expression did not change a single time throughout this entire game.

Or, players could choose to look like professionals rather than teenagers and take their fucking headphones off before an interview.

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

Yeah, I couldn't believe that DB went for the ball (that he couldn't get to) instead of just gong off on Dalton. You rarely get a chance to get that big of a clean hit on a QB like that.

It's just you.

My friends send me screenshots that show the battery indicator between 1 and 5%.

This is so goddamn distracting. RUN BITCH GET TO A CHARGER

Jeter: "There's going to be a full moon tonight."

Oh sweet, she gets to kiss one of his rings

Remember when Washington drafted Cousins and people criticized them for drafting a second quarterback in the same draft as Griffin? Remember when people noted that this would obviously create a quarterback controversy down the line if Griffin ever struggled or got injured, since many people believed Cousins was good…

And Clark you are a douche!

And Clark you are a douche!

Meanwhile the girl screaming "Jameis Winston fucked me right in the pussy against my will" got ignored by the police.

Substance and style. I dig the change of pace.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

Winston: Fuck her right in the pussy!