No joke here. I used to really like AP. The text messages alone are screaming dumbass. He "studied" at Oklahoma for three years? Without consideration of the abuse, all I can think of now when I see the pictures of him is "moron". I know some of it is text/slang, but damn, most of it is clearly idiotspeak. Too…

Those pictures. That kid is little. Honestly, there's no point in "punishing" a kid that small. They have very little clue what they are doing from one moment to another.

Bobby's 10 kids were all with the same woman. Doesn't fit with the other names for that reason.

I was spanked as a child, I realize that's immediately going to set some people off, but man there are levels. It was never anything like this. Never any scars or anything that still hurt after it was over, never any blood, and I wasn't four years old either.

If he beat his meat instead he might not have all these goddamn kids.

Antonio Cromaetie, Sean Kemp, Travis Henry and Adrian Peterson walk into a bar...... Because they weren't with their kids.

The refs are the stars today. maybe it is the NFLs plan. Monday will be spent talking about refs, not wife and kid beaters.

He would probably try to beat the gay out of Michael Sam though....

Obviously, you've never heard of DeMarco Murray.

I was hoping Asiata had a shitty game, to fuck over all the bandwagon jumpers, but he had decent numbers.

As they showed today, when they actually bother to use it, the Cowboys have a very potent run game led by DeMarco Murray and hence, Dallas going after Peterson wouldn't make much sense. Therefore I fully expect Cowboys Owner/GM/de facto Coach/God of Football Jerry Jones to trade his next 10 first round draft picks,…

Pretty sure that the 'elevator video controversy' is somewhat blowing over because one his employees physically abused his 4 year old boy.

I doubt most of their fan base would understand what you just said

Owboyscay?

I hear Baylor has already commissioned an artist to begin sculpting a new statue in honor of Griffin:

This song always makes me think of the movie "Donnie Darko". I like this version, though. Thanks for posting it.

*Dan Snyder immediately tries to book for a game

That's more the ref being a dick than a mistake.

Love the footage, though. Great series, except that it kinda rushed through the last 5 years of the league.

Random ramblings?