Are people trying to drop him in protest or out of a sense of morality? He was the first pick in most leagues and he's going to miss a couple games at most. Why not just bench him? Dropping him is stupid.

all drugs, every single one, from alcohol and pot to fucking heroin, are to escape reality

Really dude... it's how it happens everywhere, just not in the city communities where your family makes over $100,000 and spoiled you to the point where you cry when you don't get exactly what you want. A luddite?!?!?!?!?! Calling AP a luddite and thinks the kid is going to "suffer" is 20 times more backwards than…

Roger Goodell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

Just burn the whole thing down.

Who cares? Seriously, I just wanna watch sports. Tired of the media leading some big social cause. Just talk sports and STFU! Deadspin, I'm talking to you!

Here's some Willie Watson and John C. Reilly (among others) singing some Woody Guthrie.

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

I'm cool with what he said because he wasn't trying to take my guns away.

I must admit, I had no idea Prince could play guitar like that. Unbelievable performance.

Rage Against the Machine. Always great when you're in that anti-establishment kinda mood.

I've never been much of a Prince fan, but I have to give credit where it's due. His guitar solo at 3:30 steals the show.

Why is there a bar at the top of this page that takes up screen space for no useful reason?

Def The Conjuring. Might be because I watched it with my annoying roommate and his weekend-girlfriend, but it almost seemed like they made an actual horror movie and then somehow went into its DNA to take out the thing that was supposed to make the jump-scares and creppy imagery scary. Horror movies don't really scare…

This. So much this. I'm amazed at how successful a hack like James Wan can become in Hollywood by using the same old, tired horror tropes.

Oh, for sure Insidious. And The Conjouring. And Sinister. All recent examples of, "shrug." They're just...kind of lifeless and unfun. Also, I am sick of Ed and Lorraine Warren-inspired anything. Their con artistry is scary. The movies based on their con artist stories aren't.

Fuck that one-game wonder. He will indeed be REGRESSING.

It's not really impressive unless there is a Kia underneath.

He was barely buzzed based on his BAC. Still shouldn't have been driving, but he was no where near the pissed pants level of drunk. It's weird that he did that. Maybe he has a urinary incontinence problem or something.