Man, I assumed Deadspin was struggling, but had no idea $325 would "really bone" you guys. I'm sorry for complaining about the annoying ads and sponsored posts. :(

How much do I have to pay for you guys to shut the fuck up about Johnny Manziel? What's the going rate for that?

There will be always people who just do that. But I doubt they would buy anything even if piracy didn't exist. They are just cheapskates.

At least he has the acting thing to fall back on.

LOL... true.

Bigger question is why couldn't Josh Gordon come up with his own $500?

OMG BLAZING HOT ARTICLE DEADSPIN!!!!!!

UNC is so irrelevant in football that its fixers bail Baylor players out of jail.

Blacks and strip clubs = no place for any intelligent human. And I thought roller rinks packed with blacks was bad. Sheesh....

. . . are we sure that isn't Suge Knight? This seems like his kinda thing.

how necessary is it to include the term 'grown' in Grown & Sexy Lounge? Is there an Underdeveloped & Sexy Lounge down the street?

All it needed was more slow motion.

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, and stuff your coke in the back seat of the police cruiser you're in and hope that they don't find it, after the fact that you've already been detained and will probably get kicked out of school.

Lost in the details of the story is the real mystery, who would name their bar the Grown & Sexy Lounge?

"According to the report, an officer had checked the seat before putting Sprinkle in there and found nothing"

Boooooooooo.

I guess even Urban Meyer can occasionally slip up and recruit a bad apple. First time for everything I guess.

thats why they run these tests. It shouldn't be possible for the raft to catch air now, the use water jets to slow the raft down before the top of the second peak, then use jets to speed it up at the top (at least that's what it looks like). Obviously nothing to stop people from deliberately tipping the raft, but I…

I know this water slide is Xtreme and Intenz because it's accompanied by "Sail."

I'm not much of a daredevil but that just looks fun. Nothing terrifying about it with all the safety.