It's hilarious that you don't realize that when people who can't afford to get pregnant end up getting pregnant anyway because their bosses are fundamentalists out of the 19th century, you end up paying massive amounts more in social welfare for that poor kid than the pennies you would have to have kept it from…

Every time I read something like this, I thank the Lord I am American and don't add superfluous vowels to words.

I like that you capitalized them. They must have importance to you.

We were let down by our Supreme Court

Fuck your veggie Whopper

Because the Whopper is sold by Burger King. And we don't appreciate kings in America.

That doesn't say anything about the Big Mac, junior.

Why do people think she can be more? She's disgusting to look at and unfunny.

I've grown to detest Melissa McCarthy simply because of how she's always used in films. She's the fat comedic relief. She can be so much more than that but she's never used in a better way. So it makes me stay away from everything she's ever in because I can't stand her in that overused role.

Even though I only count each of Howard's saves as 3/5 of a save, I would still say he was the best player out there today.

You stand up and do a 180 THEN squat down? I'm with you on the squatting but WHY THE TURN?

Totally this. Stall door open says to the world "just peeing here because the urinals are full, not because I'm a weirdo afraid to use a urinal. Also, thsi stall will be available momentarily." Peeing with the door closed says either "I'm afraid to pee around others" or "I'm shitting. Stay away."

If I know I just dropped an epic load I'll stand up just a tiny bit to admire my handiwork through my legs, then I sit back down and wipe like a civilized human.

No worse than the scene in Transformers 2 where the characters are in the Smithsonian (in Washington, D.C.) and after literally just smashing through a single wall they end up somewhere in the American southwest.

Excessive drinking on SPD beyond the age of 24 falls into the "alcoholism" category.

HOLDUP

Literally nothing in that sentence is true.

why the fuck would any weirdo even shut a stall door to piss? Urinals without any partition are a thing that are perfectly fine to piss in, why would you need complete isolation?

So, you're saying it was used correctly? He said, use TP to get most of it, use the wipe to finish the cleaning job, then use one pass of TP to dry it off.