Todd Frazier is an adult man, and not a dumb child

How did you fuck up the first question so badly?! The obvious best case scenario: “KD Plays, Bucks go up 3-0 before Durant goes out with like extreme cramps from being so salty, Warriors ball out after KD goes out and sweep the last 4 Games in stunning fashion. KD then gets extremely amused and not mad online. In his…

If the Lakers were going to hire a ex-point-guard-turned-coach-who-was-fired-and-his-team-immediately-became-world-beaters-the-year-later, couldn’t they have hired Mark Jackson so we wouldn’t have to listen to him during the conference finals? 

This entire comment section is a head-spinning menagerie of checked-out 30-something sports bro hot takes on twenty first century music popular and otherwise, and I’ve been so aghast at every stance everyone here has taken that I barely know how to even start making sense of any of it. But this take... this take is…

Goddamn it.

This sounds a lot like the AAFL closing because the NFL wouldn’t support them with funding.

Especially in the parking lot.

You're right that people shouldn't walk their dogs there. But every tree and blade of grass in that park has been covered in the bodily fluids of wild animals if not pets. We try to make nature look hygienic but it is not. Hell, piss and shit are what plants live on, aside from light and CO2.

Notre Dame isn’t a motherfucking tragedy. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Hockey is boring on TV? As opposed to, say, football? Bunch of roided out dickheads in tights standing around for awhile followed by 5 seconds of action followed by some asshole jumping up and down like he cured cancer over doing the most basic play followed again by another boring period of time standing around. Oh,…

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Tom,

This news truly shocks the conscience.

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

Given Nike’s history of scandals, I’m guessing they aren’t too worried about an accusation that they pay kids too much.

If you’re suggesting that Aramark become the “Official Foodstuff-ish/sorta/if you squint...look you don’t really have a choice, just eat it” Provider of the NCAA, I would imagine that the players would rather starve.

Good to know an individual player can receive literally tens—if not hundreds—of thousands of dollars of special services and products as long as the provider has a sponsorship contract that enriches the university and benefits the NCAA. Good thing all Zion did was get all this special treatment from Nike and not,…

Should have been your shoes, Coach K.

Millennial is a discriminatory slur, tantamount to calling a black man “ni**er” or “slave”

I don’t understand what Nick Foles has to do with this.