It what world would that quote ever be appalling?

Let’s all just pray that the GMG labor talks wrap up and we won’t have to read mild takes from guest contributors anymore. Deadspin with randoms sticks to sports way too much.

Damn, from Super Bowl winning head coach to just another mom’s new boyfriend in like 4 months

See this is what I’m talking about, in my day a player would get checked to hell for showboating his accomplishments like this. So you had a friend, good job.  Now skate away from the interview with your head down like you’ve been there before.

Even though the pedestrian was forced to vacate his car, the NCAA is still allowing Syracuse to hang a banner of the vehicle in their arena.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Because you are making a tremendously dumb argument.

Life’s just so unfair for white people, isn’t it?

The concept of dog breeds is fully artificial and dog shows suck.

Now they just need to acquire either Justin or B.J. Melvin B.J., and we’ll really see how the sausage is made in Chicago!

Remember that horse that won a race that one time or broke its ankle or both and then we forgot who they were like a week later except for bar trivia nerds and shit?    Good times.

“It’s the name of a player!”
“Ok, why have you been shouting it since the 70s, though?”

Drunk in public is such a bullshit crime.  If the 2 minutes between leaving the bar and getting in my car to drive home is “drunk in public”, sue me.  I can’t sleep at the bar, what are you supposed to do.

surprised he didn’t go to Notre Dame, they could use a competent builder

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

I’m not sure how much morality I’m supposed to root for in a sport where it’s already established that teams get to tell all incoming talent where they are going to live and how much they are going to make for the first four years of their career. If we’re going to open that door, we’re going to have to reevaluate…

I guess leaning into cute and scrappy small market team vibe is better than their previous model of “actual cute and scrappy small market team taken to a large market where nobody seems interested in watching hockey after their egomaniac asshole owner wasn’t allowed to put a second team in Detroit” vibe.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

All I could think of during this replay is “Looks like slow Rugby”.

If the house has been on the market for a while for $1.7 million, and it hasn’t sold, it’s not a $1.7 million house.