Does playing arena football really count as un-retiring? At this point I feel like he just wants to play in a recreational men’s league because he enjoys playing soccer, but has made the prudent financial decision to play for the team that won’t charge him $50/season plus the cost to print a t-shirt.

I read about stuff I don’t care about all the time. Like your posts.

This is something you would think would be in the article (this is not a knock on Gabe as I am not his target audience). I don’t particularly care about UFC and I assumed someone that did would know right where to find it.

Ugh, the grays are gonna be all, “The Civil War was really about the salary cap...”

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

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I don’t care if his shot in Bowling Green missed, he should still be prosecuted as a terrorist for participating in the massacre. 

They never should have covered him with a government-issued blanket.

How many failures from Texas does this dead man have to keep tabs on?

George H.W. Bush actually avoided football his entire life. He didn’t like that there was a penalty for illegal contact.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

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Because, like the rest of America, he hates Tom Brady.

They know damn well he can’t run with shoes on.

A free 15 yards is still a free 15 yards closer to the Saints goal line. If it doesn’t matter, then why play within the rules at all?

Funny, but it did cost the Saints 15 yards. It worked out, but we all know what would have happened if it didn’t.

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care.