Rumor has it that there might be a tape of Siberian Huskies peeing on a bed and this yet unnamed associate of Flynn’s.

Flynn looks like Bob Ross. Goddamn shame they didn’t name him Dog Ross.

Well, I’m sure they didn’t know she was seventeen. Doesn’t excuse the comment whatsoever, it’s an offensive thing to say about anyone of any age, not to mention particularly creepy considering it’s a seventeen, but, again, I’m sure he just didn’t know that she was a mi-

Played a round of golf in the foursome behind Russell a few years ago, at a muni course in Seattle. Dude could not be more likable. We were backed up a lot, so my group would wait for his to tee off, happened a few times. He bought gatorade or water from the cart girl, and I asked her after they zoomed off in their…

Christian Fauria has some free time, maybe NBC could hire him for his insights into Asians.

Attacking? Did we read the same thing?

Your explanation is somehow worse than your take.

Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.

Yeah, “Philadelphia Eagles fan” and “follower of Jesus Christ” seems like a helluva contradiction.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

Found the Barstool fan.

Someone else commented on an article here once with the best explanation: “Barstool readers hate Deadspin readers because they think that we think they’re idiots. Deadspin readers hate Barstool readers because we think they’re idiots.”

Based on my career, playing.

Whether she can maintain that poise rests in part on whether she can get through adolescence without learning that, at one point in time, tens of thousands of Internet people (to estimate conservatively) imagined her father (who will probably be a pastor by then) to be in possession of a tremendous wang.

Remember kids, you count on Clay, you’ll end up poor; and poor kids get lice.

The Eagles are undeniably the best football team in the world and have been more or less uninterrupted for the last five months.

Public works employees did a really good job cleaning all of this up, it’s actually not that bad here today. Everybody is in a reall great mood, fixing all the light poles.

I even got interviewed by CBS Philly, and I’m going to be on Channel 3 news babayy

That’s still a step up from scrapple.

I am a Pats fan, and that was on Cooks. He looked completely lost after the catch. That wasn’t an illegal hit. Just two guys moving in opposite directions where one of them isn’t paying attention.