Square go fannybaws. When ah'm done yer face'll be such a battered in hole you'll look like yer maws arse!

I never got a taste for the beloved tonic wine/cough syrup. I was always more of a 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jacks cider man.

Don tell me whit tae do ya or ah'll chib ye too ya rocket!

Yes. That's where I stock up on bamboo shoots and water chestnuts.

Naw! It almost happened but then those eedjits in Edinburgh somehow pissed away the whole budget on trams no one wanted.

Oh aye, it's great. If you're lucky you can even find deep fried whisky ice cream.

If Marenghi sets foot in town again he's a fucking dead man.

It's humour, ya illiterate bawbag!

I'm a Glaswegian, born and bred.

Is your friend an amateur actor with a fake looking moustache called Crussel Rowe?

That's too much man!

Maybe the show is trying to tell us that even the most detestable characters are able to find redemption and happiness if they really fight for it.

What if you made Nick an offer, man?

Well it's a pretty obvious conclusion when you consider that the election is a two horse race between Clinton and some sort of horrifying amalgamation of everyone on this list (except maybe the Tammys):

What is this, a crossover episode?

You look so tired and unhappy.
Bring down the government.
They don't, they don't speak for us.

Yeah I don't understand the Labour supporters calling for an instant election. They'd be totally obliterated right now leading to a near impregnable one-party Tory state.

Chamberlain is still too kind.

God I love the Icelandic football team. They're the true heroes of Euro 2016!

Controversial opinion I know, but I think OK Computer should have ended with No Surprises.